British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks".
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in four weeks".
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war".
Three men – an Italian, a French and a Portuguese – went for a Job Interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: "green", "pink" and "yellow".
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day".
The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV".
Last was the Portuguese: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone ‘green... green...’, I pink up the phone and I say: Yellow?"